Tales from the Coffeeshop: Our national defence is safe in the hands of phoned-armed women

THE CAMPAIGN for the parliamentary elections has unofficially started, we are happy to report. The demagogues have already begun work – not that they ever stopped, but competition to come up with crazy vote-buying schemes has intensified.

It began a few weeks ago, when several Famagusta deputies renewed efforts to turn bird-trapping into a minor offence that could be punished with an on-the-spot fine like illegal parking. Taking offenders to court, making them sit through a trial and pay big fines was impractical and an inconvenience they argued.

Our View: Brought to our knees by union diktats

WHITE COLLAR unions have always been extremely powerful in Cyprus, but since President Christofias took office, two years ago, their arrogance and militancy have grown. We have now reached the stage at which talk of the dictatorship of the proletariat can no longer be regarded as a joke or a case of hyperbole. While we still enjoy our democratic rights and freedoms an unhealthy degree of power is now being exercised by a small clique of union bosses, answerable to nobody, not even their members.

Christofias and Eroglu to ‘break the ice’ over dinner

PRESIDENT Demetris Christofias and newly elected Turkish Cypriot leader Dervis Eroglu will have dinner together next Tuesday at the invitation of UN Special Adviser Alexander Downer, government spokesman Stephanos Stephanou confirmed yesterday.

Stephanou said in a written statement that the two leaders’ respective advisors, George Iacovou and Kudret Ozersay, will also attend the dinner at 8.00pm, and the leaders will be accompanied by their spouses, Elsi Christofia and Meral Eroglu.

The news of the dinner – at Chateau Status restaurant in the buffer zone opposite the Ledra Palace Hotel – was broken by Eroglu himself on Friday.

Expert advice on football violence long overdue

CALLING in ‘foreign experts’ when something goes wrong in Cyprus is often viewed as double-speak for putting off much-needed change.

But after the latest bout of football hooliganism in Limassol last week left 11 police officers injured, the police announcement that British experts in football violence are coming over this month will inevitably fuel hopes that police will soon be equipped with vital strategies to control violent crowds.

With the wealth of hard-earned experience learned on the streets around Millwall and West Ham in the 1970s and 80s, when the riots and mayhem gave rise to hooliganism being dubbed ‘the English Disease’, British policemen really can offer expert advice.

Cyprus Airways plane grounded

A CYPRUS Airways flight bound home from the UK during the early hours of yesterday had to turn back and land at Heathrow after the pilot spotted a problem with one of the plane’s electronic systems.

The problem, which became apparent to the pilot over the English Channel Sea, forced the plane to remain grounded after an airport mechanic conducted preliminary inspections and did not give the aircraft the go ahead for take-off.

The CY-515 flight had taken off from Birmingham at 12.30am UK time and had been bound for Larnaca via Paphos. The plane was given permission to land at Heathrow at 1.40am despite the airport’s night-flight ban between 11pm and 6am.

Dutch hospitality for Limassol and Larnaca raccoons

A DUTCH voluntary animal welfare organisation will this week give shelter to two raccoons currently housed at the zoos of Limassol and Larnaca.

The animals will fly out from Larnaca airport onboard a Cyprus Airways direct flight to Amsterdam on Wednesday where they will be relocated just outside the city with an animal sanctuary called AAP.

According to reports all the necessary travel arrangements have already been made including who will take delivery of the two raccoons as well as their anaesthetisation so that they can be microchipped and transferred in special cages. A representative from Animal Responsibility Cyprus (Kivotos) will travel to Holland with the two animals.

The tomb the raiders missed

For some families tomb raiding became a business, earning the equivalent of a year’s salary for one night’s digging.

An ancient tomb discovered last week in Protaras has led archaeologists to believe that the site may be part of an ancient cemetery.

The 2,400-year-old tomb was discovered after workers digging a new coastal path uncovered the find only a few feet below the surface and decided to call in state archaeologists.

The Antiquities Department believe the tomb, which lies directly under the surface of the path, dates to either the Roman or Hellenistic period.

“This is a valuable find; the importance is primarily that it is un-looted, unlike most tombs in the area,” Antiquities Department director Maria Hadjicosti told the Sunday Mail.

Stelios: a professional foreigner who walks the talk

During his visit to the island last week to personally launch the 2010 Stelios Award for Business Co-operation in Cyprus, founder of easyJet and serial entrepreneur, Sir Stelios Haji-Ioannou spoke to Charles Charalambous.

 

 

How do you think the Award scheme is going so far?

I think it was extremely interesting to see the five winners from last year at Monday’s networking event, and hear how they’ve done since they got the money. Four out of the five said “it’s gone well, we had extra liquidity to do this or that.”

A school for the centuries

WHAT do the English king Charles I and a Roman Catholic School in Nicosia have in common?

They share the year 1646 as an anniversary. For at the same time as Charles finally squandered his throne, the Terra Santa School started operating in Nicosia.

Not surprising, then, that one of the greatest achievements of the island’s oldest school is its age.

Of all the many important figures that have graduated from the school in its more than 350 year history, two relatively recent ones show just how diverse graduates have been. Famous mentalist Uri Geller was among the school’s graduates in the 1960s, while House President Marios Garoyian graduated in the 1970s.

North’s EU lifeline under attack

ACROSS the globe, non-governmental organisations (NGOs) are formed by people who share similar interests or views and feel the need to promote them.

Their aims may range from saving threatened wildlife to protecting women from domestic violence. Some become vast organisations that operate worldwide, like Green Peace; others may have aims specific to the smallest of geographical locations. Governments, not surprisingly, do not always agree with what NGOs do or espouse.

The NGOs in northern Cyprus, however, serve another, quite separate, role.