To the thief in Mandria

This is a message to the sad muppet who has stolen my rotary washing line and is probably the same person who also stole my pool net recently.

You know who you are!

As I can personally identify this item and I know you are local, you have one week in which to scurry around in the dark and return these particular items before stringent investigations are put in place.

The police have been informed and are aware that there are lowlife thieves at large and are on the lookout for you, for your well-earned prosecution.

Maybe you would like to try and steal something bigger, like me? But of course, we must take into account that you haven’t got the brain or the brawn for that and that you’re a weak and feeble person who can only operate in the dark as most lowlife vermin does.

You will be caught, I suggest you return my things now!

Angry Victim

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