Stop moaning

Sir,
I tire of those who constantly moan about dog poisonings, litter, traffic, bad driving et al. Cyprus is one of the few places in the EU where individuals have real freedom. In the UK, the only solution to a problem is to ‘Ban it!’ So stop moping, Cyprus will soon be a highly regulated and taxed society where everything works… at a price. They may even crack cooking in time. So look at your experience here as the perfect place to practice defensive driving and prepare for that assignment in Africa!

Christopher Moore, Limassol