We will fight them in our beach shorts!

HAVING failed spectacularly to use the EU to bring the barbaric Turks to their knees and their promises of a European solution and having also been exposed as an unfunny joke, the radio-show hawks have wiped the egg from their faces and immediately found new patriotic themes for their defiant rhetoric – the National Guard and the Turkish settlers.

Three candidates for the future – Can the coming election unify the Armenian community?

FOR THE first time since Cyprus’ independence in 1960, three candidates – two of them doctors – will vie for the Armenian seat at the House of Representatives at a by-election next Sunday.

Numbering around 3,000 people, the Armenian community in Cyprus may be small, but like any small community, the issues are always big enough to split people into separate camps.

Speaking in tongues

With 25 members, 20 languages and hundreds of possible permutations, the EU is becoming a world leader in the art of interpretation

WITH 25 member states in the European Union, 20 official languages, and about 50 meetings taking place each day in Brussels and elsewhere, interpreters play as important a role in the EU as the flint plays in the tinderbox.

Happy ever after?

Long after the wedding fervour has died down, what makes a marriage work?

Fighting the illegal use of the internet

A NEW website has been launched in Cyprus, aimed at targeting improper use of the internet.
SafeWeb describes itself as a hotline service of Cyprus dedicated to contribute to the restraint of distribution of illegal content over the Internet.

Glad to get up Patroclos’ nose

Sir,

I do not think, as Patroclos claims (September 25) that I can be both an “archetypal, pompous old Brit” and “a crude cretin”. Surely one would tend to rule out the other? At the same time it is rather gratifying to see that Eupro has clearly got up his nose. I shall look forward to it continuing to do so.

Donald Crawford, Bellapais

CyTA deposits for foreigners

Sir,

In response to Kleanthes Grohmann’s letter (Sunday Mail, September 25) complaining about CyTA deposits for foreigners, I have just received a letter from the Ombudswoman’s office regarding my complaint on this very matter. Although I am not completely satisfied with the result, I feel there will now be an improvement in the terms and conditions.

A few suggestions

Sir,

Most foreigners have chosen Cyprus as their base for its many pluses, but being initially outsiders does give us an international perspective and in this vein, I offer some solutions –all of which are practical and would be to the benefit of all, including Cypriots

a) Why are cruise ships not given some incentive to travel between here and the UK?

Barking mad

Sir,

Your correspondent in Paphos (‘Barking dogs’, September 25) has our most heartfelt sympathy.

Appalling driver attitudes

Sir,

You have published so many letters and articles about the irresponsible driving standards in Cyprus that one might have thought the message would have got through by now.