Tassos in Wonderland

“THE WORST is over,” announced Ethnarch Papa-Dop on Sunday after the EU summit in Dublin, reminding us that his powers of prediction are on a par with his political judgment, which is about as sound as the finances of Cyprus Airways.

AKEL’s double whammy against Cyprus

THE AKEL leadership has recently been going out of its way to drive us all crazy. First, in order to avoid the risk of a clash with President Papadopoulos – and therefore its possible exclusion from power – it took that absurd position in favour of a ‘no’ to the Annan plan on the ludicrous grounds that this was the best way to ‘cement’ the ‘yes’ in a new referendum.

Plump for love apples

THE AZTECS loved them, and called them Xitomatl (plump), while the rest of the world considered them poisonous. One reason for this fear of tomatoes might have been their relation the family that produces the deadly nightshade plant, and so, up until the 19th century it was always recommended that tomatoes be boiled for at least five hours to eradicate any nasty stuff that might linger within.

Spinach and Feta Cheese pie

THINK family lunch and a tasty pie sufficient to feed ten hungry guests using fresh spinach, crumbled feta, potatoes and cumin All combine to make this a wonderfully wholesome pie – which is a doddle to make. If there are any leftovers (which I doubt) you can then enjoy it cold the next day or warm it up in the oven.

Ingredients.
Serves ten portions

Bottling the noble rot

The best sweet wines in the world

ACCORDING to legend, a vineyard owner in France once left on a journey, giving instructions to his workers not to touch the grapes during his absence. As fate would have it, he was delayed on his return and his workers, following instructions, left the grapes hanging on the vines well-past usual harvest.

Comment – Why Cyprus lost its referenda

THE CYPRUS referenda of April 24 represent a sad and sorry tale of incompetence, malice and complacency of the highest order, at every level of governance.

Here are 10 reasons why it was never going to work:

Comment – How to jump a 10-foot wall

ONE question has been puzzling me. Why did it prove virtually impossible to get a ‘no’ supporter to change his/her mind, despite the fact that none of the ‘no’ arguments at the end of the day stood up to logical scrutiny? Not the ones about the settlers, nor the ones about the economy, nor the ones about the refugees, nor even the ones about the Turkish army and guarantees.

Editorial – ‘Vindictive’ speeches must end

AS IF THE mounting problems facing Cyprus after the referendum were not enough, President Papadopoulos has decided to add to them by needlessly firing broadsides against the US administration. Thursday’s public outburst by the president was not only injudicious, it was totally unnecessary as it achieved nothing other than whipping up anti-US sentiment at home.

It can be a dog’s life

JILL CAMPBELL MACKAY meets a man trying to bring canine problems to the fore in Cyprus

IT WOULD be a mistake to automatically assume that the retired expat population of Cyprus consists solely of whingeing wrinklies residing in ‘Club Geriatric’ ghettoes.